Hi! I’m Bella!
Muffin taught me how to open this magic book so I could tell you about myself. She didn’t realize she was teaching me which is even better. See, we’re mortal enemies, and because we’re mortal enemies I watch her every move. When my hoomans are away she’s always getting online. She’s constantly trying to ruin their credit rating or steal their identities or try to find their weaknesses via WebMD; anything to mess with them or make their lives miserable. But I know something she doesn’t know. She can’t read. She brags to Spock about how her evil plans are coming together, but what she doesn’t realize is that she’s only actually got to the internet twice. Once because she accidentally opened Safari, and the other time because my hoomans left the internet open. She’s SO dumb. Anyway…I just had to figure out how she got this magic book open and she unwittingly helped me achieve that. Now I get to say hello and expose her for the feline villain she truly is!
I can also tell you about my hoomans and our adventures! I love my hoomans! We do lots of fun stuff together. Yesterday a big box came in the magic truck that brings my BarkBox! Dad told me it was our “Kodiak tent“. I didn’t know what that meant, but I was excited! We went next door to Grandpa Bob and Grandma Phyllis’ and right before my very eyes a little house appeared! Mom came home and then we all got in the little house and I played with my ball too. It was SO FUN!
Dad says we’re going “camping” in this little house. I don’t know what “camping” is, but it sounds AWESOME! Anything with my hoomans is awesome. This little house must be awesome too because it has a paw print on it!
Mom and dad said we’ll have a “campfire” and roast hot dogs and marshmallows! Will I like a “campfire”? I DON’T KNOW BUT I LOVE MOM AND DAD! Dad even let me use his “camping chair”:
My hoomans are so great, I even pose nicely when they put clothes on me. Something called “Halloween” is coming and so they said this would be good to wear:
Clothes aren’t my favorite, but they said I’d be wearing it at Grandpa Bob and Grandma Phyllis’ house while little kids come and get candy from us! I LOVE LITTLE KIDS!
Spock and Muffin said I looked ridiculous, but what do they know. They don’t get to go “CAMPING”!